10 they bite
9 they are stinky
8 they hook you with claws
7 they attack you in your sleep
6 they climb the curtains like a tree
5 they climb humans like a tree
4 the claw up the furniture
3 did I mention the claws?
3 they try to steal cheerios out of your bowl
2 they sit on your computer keyboard
1 they hack into your email and forward virus warnings
0 they give orders to osama bin laden
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